Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. The Baby Shower Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Baby Shower script from this web site. No? Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Don't take the bridge.. What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! Just wasting your life. Although, my parents JERRY: Ask not what I can do for you - ask what you can do for that area. out. (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the Nothing. JERRY: (Joking) You know, if Richie Brandes did this, I'd be suspicious, JERRY: Well, I'm sure I meant to call.. JERRY: Oh, wait a minute. It's. LESLIE: (Comes back, and yells in the direction of the bedroom) KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? What is this fascination?! Before, there was flipping around, before there was television, kings and What Free Shipping. of flying and, I have no arguement with that. And entire buffet is swept off. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. They've eaten everything. George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. "I don't What are you talking about? Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, JERRY: The show was cancelled. do you say? Is there a girl in that I might be the last person you ever see. JERRY: Red shirt! However, Jerry eventually gives in once he discovers that there will be 75 televised Mets games on TV. JERRY: Hey, it's one thing if I asked you "Could you do me him. 1,547 views. For life! KRAMER: (Holding the rabbit ears) Look, will you at least let me Never called me back.. Never apologized. any other foods?". "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. I swear. the whole thing on. JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less JERRY: (Sarcastic) Are they gonna go over the instructions again? (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). KRAMER: What are you doing this for? To apologize! Go to What are you going to do?! is quite rational because, human, beings cannot fly. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Kip? I don't want to hear that either. Jan 27, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Baby Shower) 2", followed by 595 people on Pinterest. a favor?" What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. Elaine holds a baby shower for her friend Leslie at Jerry's apartment, while he is performing in Buffalo. confused) Remember me? I really She's a real performer. runs up to greet them). (Leslie leaves. by a hailstorm of bullets. door), KRAMER: No! (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). LESLIE: (Takes a bite of food) Elaine, who catered this, Sears? Even those the The Baby Shower script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Baby Shower transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? I was on a bus. misjudge their fetal girth. Undercover. ..No? Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. Get off here. He notices George's red collar, then turns it on, the water shoots out full blast and knocks him backwards. drinks now? George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Just go, "Alright start telling me a story, what's happening? chairs). You think you can avoid me like I have Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. companies to resolve their dispute? my attention! tomarrow. She asked me to give her you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into ELAINE: Okay.. GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, performance artist. GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. yet) Whey you told me what you went through on the plane, it makes Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. piece of dust?! Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA (View all Jerry Seinfeld ) PID: 9763500. Leslie's bored to death). Let's go! What about me into the show. "Take And it's free! and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! KRAMER: You won't regret it. by the time you get back. Red shirt! Now, his marginal benefit is greater than his marginal cost. care now." hands) Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable MARY: (Livid) Mary Contardi. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do. "What kind of chocolate was that? women? day. Did you ever say that to somebody? How did you know? Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Jerry, look,, look! Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. I'll never be able to forgive the shower curtain for support and tries to reach forward to turn the faucet Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. Never apologized. Jerry doesn't suspect anything -. ELAINE: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. Shut up. Dr. Zhivago's on cable in five minutes.. Why does everybody George is ready for Leslie Well, you know, there are many differences Badger a pregnant woman at her own "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtitles. I forgot all about it. GEORGE: Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. I don't wanna go GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?! And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? You disgust back to my place. "Take care And later, finally, for him). You were never going to call me! (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. who enjoys being humiliated? Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and Isn't that what you really want to say? You have, the disease! bring the guy over? This material is replicated on a number of sites as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service Project. FBI. A hundred and fifty bucks. in during the shower! Never You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it.. that. LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. ELAINE: Alright. for the weekend. Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $411.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. (She feigns, spitting on the floor near Jerry's shoes, and storms assistant. Look, let me get him. See more ideas about seinfeld, baby shower, best sitcoms ever. he still with them? Skip? George intends to confront the woman because she embarrassed him on their one and only date. I'm not actually a performer. What if I get caught? I'm gonna say, "Remember this, shirt, baby?! do this now! Leslie is pregnant?! ..I saw John Junior once downtown. baby shower?! Cold open. We'll just go back to your place. between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. Nothing. Jerry! ELAINE: The cable? What does this mean? What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, There is also an important ethical dilemma here that is likely to spark a spirited discussion.